Mixed up!

For those of you who may not know...Rahul has called the Muaina's to repentance for their unflinching support of the only team in the West coast, Rocky Mountains/Central, MidWest and East coast to cheer for! That would be ...THE LAKERS!!! Citing the recent picture taken in the Deseret News of our Prophet, Thomas H. Monson sitting in the stands at a game. Apparently, making the assertion that if the Prophet were attending the game that that would mean he supports the local team, which would be the Jazz!! Which would further mean that because he supports the Jazz...they must be the "true team!!!" In addition, if they are the 'true' team then all other teams would be false thus "their" fans would be grossly misled, much like how Al Gore has led many people to believe in global warming!!!! Oops...did I just say that! My bad!!! However, I am led to believe that if the Jazz truly were the "true team" they would be perennial winners!!, wearing the championship ring every year!! Their star players would not be all tatted' up!!...or getting married after their babies are born!! Their coach would not talk like a @!*# naval commander!! And finally, a third of the fans would not be breaking the sabbath when they attend games on Sunday!! Alas, President Monson is following his great predecessor President Hinckley by welcoming and being among everybody irrespective of race, creed or misguided allegiance!!! He will also visit the downtrodden, (that would be the Jazz...) the poor in spirit (the Jazz!!..) and outcasts (yes, that would be the Jazz!!!) Finally and more importantly...please know that I am having a lot of fun with this and do not in any way think this is serious!!! It's always good to find humor in everyday life!!!